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This is the home of Justine's crazy and sometimes amusing ramblings.

Thursday, July 04, 2002

Which Futurama Character Are You?


posted by Justine 10:29 PM
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Wednesday, July 03, 2002
So, what do Canadians have to be proud of?

1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less Down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it... and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time.We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied ... Go figure...
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing...but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface
and is still around as the worlds oldest company
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in
under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin,
penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save
countless lives each year
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell
about it.

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

23. ....the handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on.

OOOOoohhhhh Canada!!
Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.


posted by Justine 11:01 PM
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Monday, July 01, 2002
Happy Canada Day everyone!!


posted by Justine 7:41 PM
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Hee! If it weren't for the stinging pain in my navel, I'd be gleefully dancing. Oh hell. *dances wildly to Shakira* I got my belly button pierced! Yay me! This has been something I've wanted to do for a while. Yesterday I was shopping with my friend, Kim, and I went to the place to check prices, but when I was there I decided to just go for it! Let me tell you, it hurt. Well, duh, someone sticks a needle through your skin. But, the guy who did it was great!!! I went to First, on Granville street in Vancouver. I strongly reccomend this place to anyone in the area. It was very clean, the staff was nice, knowledgeable and funny and they did a great job making me feel comfortable. I was scared, but thankfully wasn't wimpering or crying. I almost bit through my lip, but I'm no good with pain to start with. Ian, my piercer, was great.

I keep looking at my stomach thinking, did I actually do this? I'm such a procrastinator, especially when it comes to painful stuff. But there's a ring through my navel and it hurts, but looks sooo cool! Again, I say hee!


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